A man accused of theft was appearing before the Judge.
"Your Honor" his lawyer said
"I feel it is very unfair for my client to be accused of theft. He arrived in this city only a few days ago and barely knows his way around. What s more he is only able to speak a few words of English."
The judge looked sternly at the defendant and asked
"How much English do you speak?"
The defendant looked up and replied
"Give me your wallet"
ha! ha! ha!
चोरी से मन नहीं भरता| ये तो बस एक उदाहरण था |
ek din Romio yani ki mai chori karne ghar pe gaya
Mai locker torne wala tha par locker upar ek note tha
''locker torne ki zaroorat nahi hai
locker ke dai wali side par ek red button hai use dabado aur phir 1 min intezaar karo
ajeeb awaz ayegi par gabrana nahi''
Maine wahi kiya jo letter par likah tha
Maine red button dabaya aur ek minute wait kia
1 min ke baaad police aagayi
Maine jaate waqt ghar ke malik se kaha
'' aaj mujhe insaaniyat se barohsa uth gaya hai''
Meri Saali Aur Meri Biwi
Its written in Hindi and many might not able to read it so if anyone wish then write it in English Script. Though I will try to do it soon uncertainty is there.
Pehli Baar Meri Saali Mere Ghar Aayi
Meri Biwi Jaise Pehredaar Ho Gayi
Hasna Bolna Khana Peena Mera Dushwar Ho Gaya
Soch Main Main Pad Gaya
Akhir Kyun Meri Biwi Khabardar Ho Gayi
Kya Maine Koi Galti Ki Ya
Behan Uski hi Kirdar Badal Gayi
Aisa Kya Hai, Kya Ho Gaya Hai
Soch Main Main Pad Gaya
Akhir Kyun Meri Biwi Khabardar Ho Gayi
Khoob Manaya Khoob Sukhchaya
Par Asar Koi Mujhe Na Samajh Aaya
Kya Biwi Meri Shak Ka Shikar Ho Gayi
Soch Main Main Pad Gaya
Akhir Kyun Meri Biwi Khabardar Ho Gayi
Darne Laga Ab Main Us Surat Se
Jis Surat Saali Meri Mujhe Bulane Lagi
Kya Ye Saali Hi Hai Kaaran Jo Biwi Meri Beemar Ho Gayi
Soch Main Main Pad Gaya
Akhir Kyun Meri Biwi Khabardar Ho Gayi
Mar Jaunga Duniya Chorh Jaunga
Dhamki Maine Biwi Ko De Daali, Kuch Ruk Kar
Us Ek Din Ki Yaadon Main Wo Talleen Ho Gayi
Soch Main Main Pad Gaya
Akhir Kyun Meri Biwi Khabardar Ho Gayi
Jis Din Saali Ghar Aane Waali Thi
Usi Din Subah Mitron Ne Humari Hansi Banayi Thi
Aur Wo Chutkiyan Biwi Par Sawaar Ho Gayi
Soch Main Main Pad Gaya
Akhir Kyun Meri Biwi Khabardar Ho Gayi
As usual give your comments, be it positive or negative, everything is welcome, khaaskar Patiyon , biwion ke vichaaron ka intezaar rahega!
